Current mood:

Laughing

God is a practical joker...really he is...
Wow hilarious day today...in the painful way...

First off we couldn't get the car going properly due to safety reasons the windscreen was dirty and someone forgot to use anti-freeze in the windwhipers... 2 minutes late to work, Supervisor: "WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN GET TO WORK" *Dressari rolls out into the warehouse hops to his feet and unpacks a box that's empty*

Work started off this morning and it was really really cold so I had to wear the usual protective gloves to save getting frostbite. Funny thing is somehow I managed to get glue on my gloves and I picked up a nearby box not realizing there's glue on the gloves, go to put it down and...hmm...wait a moment...it's not dropping, pick up put down pick up put down pick up put down...it's then I discover the glue on the gloves and spend about 20 mins peeling SUPER GLUE off my gloves from the box...Yay, thanks god, great one :)

Then came around lunch time I finished my lunch and decided i'll close my eyes for a moment and rest them, yeah I'll do that, lean on my elbow no problem, elbow starting to itch a little *scratch scratch* lean again...weee *thud* straight off the table and onto the floor. Manager happens to be there when I go thud...

"Y'alight Alex?"
"Yeah boss thought I saw a penny on the floor but it was actually a mark" *Squeaks it clean*

Fun...

Next is after lunch on site 3 for some loading up of trailers and trucks, yay...this particular one had three sets of strong nylon straps what I didn't know is there was very large metal clamps on them too, all in a line about 2 foot from each other in the trailer, so there I am rolling in a pallet truck when I suddenly turn round to the first straps...this is how it all went:

"OH CRA-" *BONG* XP o.o >_> O_O "OH SHI-" *BONG* XP >.o >_> O_O "OH FUC-" *BONG x_x "TKO" *thud*

Weeee one headache later I get back up and stagger out the trailer, straight into a metal safety bollard coloured BLACK AND YELLOW to be seen which is bolted to the floor *BONG* and thud straight into the wall it was next too, I had to laugh at the irony because it was a white wall.

And to top it all off my knife got stuck in a box not once, not twice, not even three times, but five times and when I jerked it it flew down the end of the warehouse and I had to retrive it 5 times in a row.

So all in all God's having fun with me today, I hope he had a chuckle because I certinaly did as well! Thanks dude your the best!