Wow hilarious day today...in the painful way...

First off we couldn't get the car going properly due to safety reasons the windscreen was dirty and someone forgot to use anti-freeze in the windwhipers... 2 minutes late to work, Supervisor: "WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN GET TO WORK" *Dressari rolls out into the warehouse hops to his feet and unpacks a box that's empty*

Work started off this morning and it was really really cold so I had to wear the usual protective gloves to save getting frostbite. Funny thing is somehow I managed to get glue on my gloves and I picked up a nearby box not realizing there's glue on the gloves, go to put it down and...hmm...wait a moment...it's not dropping, pick up put down pick up put down pick up put down...it's then I discover the glue on the gloves and spend about 20 mins peeling SUPER GLUE off my gloves from the box...Yay, thanks god, great one :)

Then came around lunch time I finished my lunch and decided i'll close my eyes for a moment and rest them, yeah I'll do that, lean on my elbow no problem, elbow starting to itch a little *scratch scratch* lean again...weee *thud* straight off the table and onto the floor. Manager happens to be there when I go thud...

"Y'alight Alex?"
"Yeah boss thought I saw a penny on the floor but it was actually a mark" *Squeaks it clean*

Fun...

Next is after lunch on site 3 for some loading up of trailers and trucks, yay...this particular one had three sets of strong nylon straps what I didn't know is there was very large metal clamps on them too, all in a line about 2 foot from each other in the trailer, so there I am rolling in a pallet truck when I suddenly turn round to the first straps...this is how it all went:

"OH CRA-" *BONG* XP o.o >_> O_O "OH SHI-" *BONG* XP >.o >_> O_O "OH FUC-" *BONG x_x "TKO" *thud*

Weeee one headache later I get back up and stagger out the trailer, straight into a metal safety bollard coloured BLACK AND YELLOW to be seen which is bolted to the floor *BONG* and thud straight into the wall it was next too, I had to laugh at the irony because it was a white wall.

And to top it all off my knife got stuck in a box not once, not twice, not even three times, but five times and when I jerked it it flew down the end of the warehouse and I had to retrive it 5 times in a row.

So all in all God's having fun with me today, I hope he had a chuckle because I certinaly did as well! Thanks dude your the best!